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9 Absolute Proofs Evolution Is Real

By: Babylon Bee โ€”

Do you believe evolution is real, or are you an anti-science moron?

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Trump Unveils 9 Brilliant Fundraising Ideas To Close The Gap With Kamala

By: Babylon Bee โ€”

With the final push to the election underway, former President Trump has taken a slight lead in the polls -- but his fundraising trails Vice President Harris by $600 million. Yikes! To close the gap, Trump unveiled nine brilliant, foolproof fundraising ideas guaranteed to level the field:

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9 More Scary Facts About Guns

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You should be well aware by now that guns are the most dangerous things in existence today, narrowly edging out Donald Trump supporters. But you may not know all of the worst things about guns.

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10 Reasons You Can Totally Trust The Government With Your Money

By: Babylon Bee โ€”

Everyone knows there's no more efficient organization than the United States government. Everything they touch flourishes and succeeds.

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We're Not So Different: 10 Things Catholics And Protestants Actually Agree On

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There have (apparently) been some pretty heated disagreements between Catholics and Protestants over the years. However, these two opposing camps of Christ-followers may be surprised to find out just how much they have in common!

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10 Fun Places To Hide Your Gold

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As any dragon, leprechaun, and eccentric jewelry collector will tell you, it can be difficult to find a good place to hide your gold. Some poor saps put it in a safe deposit box or a vault, not realizing that any two-bit gold thief will look in those places first.

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10 Clever Ways To Smuggle Humanitarian Supplies Past FEMA

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With thousands of people still missing and countless more in desperate need of food, water, and assistance, you may be looking for ways to get help to victims of Hurricane Helene. But WAIT! First, you must sneak that aid past the ever-watchful eyes of FEMA so they don't confiscate it.

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Saying 'Revelations' And 9 Other Things People Get Wrong About The Bible

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The Bible tells the story of God's love for His creation and His plan for salvation -- but since it was written thousands of years ago in different languages, some parts can be hard to understand! It's no surprise that people sometimes get a few things about the Bible wrong, but it's still embarrassing. Like, for example, saying "Revelations" instead of "Revelation." You fool!

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